Velociraptor Attack Preparedness FAQ’s
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Aren’t velociraptors actually small and covered in feathers?
No, you’re thinking of birds. Velociraptors are terror incarnate.
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Are Velociraptors really as fast as everyone says?
Yes, definitely.
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