I read that you could repel a velociraptor attack with a SuperSoaker full of grape juice.

I read that you could repel a velociraptor attack with a SuperSoaker full of grape juice. Is this true?

Maybe, if you are some kind of SuperSoaker sniper!

Otherwise the raptor will probably eat you, but leave the grape juice behind. The juice will ferment into wine and squirrels will find it, get all drunk and rowdy, and burn down a nursing home. Think about that before you try and go all Rambo.

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