Does it have to be an actual whistle or can I whistle using my mouth?

Does it have to be an actual whistle or can I whistle using my mouth?

Also, Isn’t it true that velociraptors travel in packs?  I saw this on Jurassic park.  If so, I might need more bacon.

Also, does packaged jerky work?

Thanks.

Justin

Holy crap with the questions there, Justin! What ever happened to one man, one vote?

Question the first: There is a reason man invented a special whistling device. This is because people can only whistle so loud, and since raptors don’t have ears they might not be distracted enough to not eat you. I guess you could try “Whistling Dixie”. That song is pretty annoying and should make anything but a Southern raptor turn away in disgust.

Question the second: Yes, it is true raptors travel in groups. The correct name for a group of raptors is not a “pack”, but a “manslaughter”. Good luck with that.

Question the third: Commercially available jerky is wildly uneven in quality. Some jerkies are dryer than tree branches in a California wildfire, while others are tasty and delicious. If you live in an area where bacon is unavailable, you could try Slim-Jims. Those are greasy enough to entice even the most jaded reptile.

Thanks for not asking four questions,

Doctor V, M.D.

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