Does it have to be an actual whistle or can I whistle using my mouth?
Does it have to be an actual whistle or can I whistle using my mouth?
Also, Isn’t it true that velociraptors travel in packs? I saw this on Jurassic park. If so, I might need more bacon.
Also, does packaged jerky work?
Thanks.
Justin
Holy crap with the questions there, Justin! What ever happened to one man, one vote?
Question the first: There is a reason man invented a special whistling device. This is because people can only whistle so loud, and since raptors don’t have ears they might not be distracted enough to not eat you. I guess you could try “Whistling Dixie”. That song is pretty annoying and should make anything but a Southern raptor turn away in disgust.
Question the second: Yes, it is true raptors travel in groups. The correct name for a group of raptors is not a “pack”, but a “manslaughter”. Good luck with that.
Question the third: Commercially available jerky is wildly uneven in quality. Some jerkies are dryer than tree branches in a California wildfire, while others are tasty and delicious. If you live in an area where bacon is unavailable, you could try Slim-Jims. Those are greasy enough to entice even the most jaded reptile.
Thanks for not asking four questions,
Doctor V, M.D.