What do raptors do for entertainment?
Just like people, all raptors are different. Some raptors enjoy playing racquetball. With human heads. Others enjoy cooking…human heads.
Can velociraptors talk?
Yes, but only in Dutch. Also they can whistle.
Do raptors like cheese?
Raptors are not picky. They will eat cheese in a pinch, but they prefer to eat your soul.
Is it true raptors have a prehensile tail?
Yes, if by prehensile you mean deadly, and by tail you mean claws.
Can velociraptors climb trees?
Velociraptors don’t need to climb trees. Their cold reptilian stare can wither mighty oaks.
Aren’t velociraptors actually small and covered in feathers?
No, you’re thinking of birds. Velociraptors are terror incarnate.
Are Velociraptors really as fast as everyone says?
Yes, definitely.
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